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Nick Cargo An anonymous benefactor came to the aid of a 27-year-old straight man, after, having lost his job on Wall Street, he took to the Internet to auction off a half hour of his time to sacrifice his "gay virginity." At the time of original posting, the anonymous New Yorker had $32,000 in credit card debt after being laid off from his position as a Business Analyst at a large investment bank. "In the last 3 years during my employment I have lived like an absolute idiot, spending money that I didn't have in order to impress the front office brokers that I worked with and who held the keys to big bonuses," he said. "Unfortunately, I won't see a 2008 bonus (neither will they at this point!!) When I read about Natalie Dylan's virgin auction, I thought to myself, why not me too! I can't say I'm aching to give my 'gay virginity' away, but the idea doesn't completely disgust me like it does for most guys that I know." At 5'11" and 155 pounds, the man described himself as a "very good looking guy," with a "bigger-than-average number of very good looking girlfriends over the years. The two celebrities that people most frequently say I look like are 'Adam Brody' from the show 'The OC' and a guy who started [sic] in a movie I've never seen called 'Spanking the Monkey.'" "I am not homophobic but I myself am not gay," he said. "Put simply, I have never kissed another man or touched another man's penis, period. If necessary as was suggested by the other recent virgin auction, I am willing to take a polygraph test to prove the fact that I am not gay and have never had gay sex of any kind. "What I am explicitly offering as part of this auction is the following - I will wear the same suit that I wore at my job interview at my ex-firm. I will meet the winner in a 100% LEGAL setting such as either at a licensed brothel in Nevada or Rhode Island, and I will spend some time having a drink with them, hanging out with them, laughing, breaking the ice, and so on. "Afterwards, I will deliver what I would consider to be the ideal blowjob / handjob combination until the winner has an orgasm or 30 minutes passes whichever comes first. Sorry but no anal activity of any kind is part of this offer!" The man originally announced his plan on his website, gayvirginityauction.com, but the auction has been cancelled due to a "very amazing person" who "has taken pity on me and offered me a real job in my chosen line of work." The man, along with his new employer, will remain anonymous.
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Originally published on Monday October 6, 2008.



